Her Sex Life is Better than Yours

20140119-173151.jpgI have a friend who has a friend who has a great sex life. Once, she went to visit her on-off guy in New York. When she came back she told us about all the shopping, sightseeing, clubbing etc. On my natural follow up question she answered

“Oh, the sex? I came so hard I got a nosebleed!”

I’m like, did you just get a stroke or something? Orgasm-induced brain haemorrhage?

Then a month ago, she had sex with her toy-boy here in London. They were having sex in the shower and when she came, she actually fainted. And last week she broke a bed.

So I asked my Doctor Friends; is this normal? Come so hard mothafuckas gonna…resuscitate me? Of course, my Doctor Friends are way too sex obsessed themselves so they couldn’t focus on the actual question, but instead dwelled on the obvious fact that… her sex life is better than ours.

(i)mmoral of the story: If your sex life is awesome, keep a first aid kit with you at all times.

(photo credit http://www.fulltimeford.com/2012/01/09/tom-ford-ss-2012-ad-campaign-mirte-maas-and-mathias-bergh-by-tom-ford/ )

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